[Salon] Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran

Subject: [Salon] Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran

From: Chas Freeman <cwfresidence@gmail.com>

Date: Thu, 5 Mar 2026 08:04:21 -0500

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Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran

Andy Borowitz

Mar 5

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—While Americans strongly disapprove of Donald Trump’s decision to attack Iran, a new poll released on Thursday shows overwhelming support for sending Stephen Miller there.

Over seventy percent of those surveyed “strongly approve” of sending Miller, who bested such other popular choices as Kristi Noem, JD Vance, Karoline Leavitt, Pete Hegseth, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

If Trump moves forward with such a deployment, however, he could run afoul of international law, since the use of Stephen Miller against a civilian population violates the Geneva Conventions and would likely be considered a war crime.

Who Should Trump Send to Iran?

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Stephen Miller is obviously a phenomenal choice, but there are dozens of others. Explain your pick in the comments section and TBR will publish the most original entries!